dry gulch

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch

and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

dry gulching

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

by Zsinix September 20, 2016

dry gulched

Ambushed

You got dry gulched.

by English Jax November 12, 2013

Dry Gulch

To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.

Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.

by 07079 May 31, 2011

dry gulching

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!

"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"

by sky July 25, 2004

Dry Gulch

When you stick a finger into someone's ass without lube.

Frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.

by HM2013 March 31, 2015

Dry Gulch

To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.

I dry-gulched Valerie.

by Saints September 28, 2004