downstat

A Scilon term indicating derision. Used of people who are not crazy enough, not contributing enough of their savings, or are not bringing in enough new converts. Also used with great amusement by Anonymous when wishing to insult Scientologists in general.

Imperious Leader: "Bob is too much of a downstat. Having another potential blow on our hands creates unnecessary enturbulation. Route him to Ethics."

Scilon Centurion: "By your command."

by YetAnotherAnon April 4, 2008

Downstaged

You have been downstaged when someone in your group is always trying to upstage you and their plans are just not as good as yours.

We could have had back stage passes but Bob downstaged us, now were stuck with the nosebleed seats he bought.

by miss lizzy blizz October 2, 2009

Downstairs DJ

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes

She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.

by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

Lying Downstairs

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

downstater

An Illinois resident who lives in the lower 3/4 of the state - anywhere south of Chicagoland.

"Where are you from?"
"Chicago, what about you?"
"I'm from Dwight."
"Oh, you're a downstater."
"No - Dwight is pretty far north. It's only an hour south of Chicago."
"Hey, if you're farther than Joliet, you're a downstater."

by Ben Frey December 12, 2005

downstard

a very funny person who has Asian looking eyes and they don't know how to talk right. They also start to to scream Harambe in the middle of class, they have no friends and dress like a homeless person. No one likes they get bullied and harassed and it is funny as dirt in a paint jar.

Hey downstard u ugly

by jacksamuelson February 8, 2017

downstairs mix-up

your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina

occasionally is illuminated

"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"

by 0ld greg January 10, 2009