dicklined

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)

There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Dickipedia

A billionaire who uses their money to ruin a website

Johnny: “Hey, remember when Elon Musk bought and ruined Twitter?”

Lauren: “Oh yeah. He’s such a Dickipedia.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

dicktired

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

by Dickmythology December 6, 2019

Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.

Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

dickling

one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling

what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

dickvine

The word-of-mouth about mens' penises. The grapevine, but for dicks.

I heard through the dickvine that Joey over there's a pretty tiny customer.

by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

dickcline

When you whip it out on a bitch and then immediately re-sheathe your massive churro so she cannot even take one bite.

"Dude I totally dickcline d this girl yesterday, she was fucking ugly"

by baby churro_69 January 7, 2020