dfs

A: ur ugly
B: haha lol
A: no, im dfs.
B: hehe, wait what?
by hey sup init November 21, 2009
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DFS can mean desperate for sex.
'you're so dfs (desperate for sex)'
by Llama God September 10, 2006
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DOWN FOR SHIT.
girl you dfs?
hell yeah i'm down for shit.
by thee fangg February 11, 2010
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Dumb fuck syndrome. Someone who aspires to be the sugar daddy of someone far too young for them, but then realises they do not have the captial to back it up, or not being able to spell soup, "soep".
Dont listen to Zane, he has dfs.
by shuccerdeez September 09, 2023
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Abbreviation: Drug Fucked Scum. Refers to junkies, misanthropic compulsive liars who would exchange their own grandparents for drugs, and bong toking alcoholics who will break into your house, steal your car, and then pretend to be your friend so that they can take your money and posessions to buy drugs. DFS have a penchant for getting into trouble from law enforcement, yet also an uncanny knack of weaselling their way out of such trouble.
DFS have anti-social, egomaniacal or narcissistic personality disorders which they disguise as mental illnesses in order to further their own drug habits. They have no empathy, compassion or sense of social responsibility, but will pretend to have such qualities if it will lead them to their next hit of drugs.
Watch out for the DFS!
by Googles January 14, 2004
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DF, DF

DF, DF, or dfdf, stands for "damn fake, dumb fuck", and is used frequently on fmylife, youtube, and other forums.
Bob sees video on youtube.
Bob: DF, DF!
by h0zor April 17, 2009
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by Speaker Knockerz February 17, 2015
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