cuntspray

(n). 1) Douche, or a douchebag.

1) Ease up on the sarcasm, cuntspray, it's fucking HILARIOUS.

by MuleyHimself April 20, 2008

cuntsplain

The act of presumptuously telling another how they think due to an identified group belonging; especially within a perceived patriarchal societal construct.

Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.

“I don’t go out with her anymore. Every time she gets more than one drink in her she starts cuntsplaining to everyone how their individuality is really just a symptom of an oppressive cultural construct and nothing more.”

by acearce June 20, 2016

cuntsplaining

When a feminist opens her mouth and words come out.

Woman- we have to come up with something together

Man- stop cuntsplaining at me

by Notagoy December 17, 2016

Cuntspeare

a playwright, poet, and actor who works in the porn industry

Bobby is a terrific cuntspeare

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntsplaining

The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"your response is classic cuntsplaining"

by Lancelot123mn May 21, 2019

cuntscratch

a derogatry term used to either describe an itchy vagina or cam also be used to indicate your dislike for someone by calling them a cuntscratch

"blimey shaving my bikini line has made it really itchy."
"i know what you mean its horrible when you get cuntscratch"
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"leave me alone cunntscratch. i dont like you."

by kimbewat December 30, 2008

cuntspackle

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009