cunt waffle

Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more.

Guy: you cunt waffle
Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle.

by krack May 13, 2005

cunt waffle

someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.

"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."

by magggggie January 6, 2008

cunt waffle

A syrupy vagina filled with a pleathery substance.

I would like an extra batch of dangeoffrion with my cunt waffle, mmm pleather.

by ashho October 28, 2006

cunt waffle

A person who looks like a flattened vagina.

"You look like a cunt waffle."

by MidnightRush April 19, 2017

cunt waffle

Somebody who everybody hates or dislikes

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles

by lullage99 February 21, 2015

cunt waffle

when tha chick has large beef curtains an ya stick ya dick in it

Joe and stuck his cock in talia's nasty cunt waffle

by FUCK!! YOU January 27, 2010

Cunt Waffle

When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.

I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to

by PUSHINUPDAISIES April 7, 2011