Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.
by speedpro81 October 4, 2010
Get the cummed upmug. Phil: What's something we could write in Urban Dictionary?
Dave: I dunno, I'm trying to cum up with one!
Phil: Okay, chill out bro...
Dave: I dunno, I'm trying to cum up with one!
Phil: Okay, chill out bro...
by philadave69 March 27, 2009
Get the Cum upmug. That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.
It's one of life's great disappointments.
It's one of life's great disappointments.
by joz8968 June 5, 2018
Get the Cum Up Shortmug. by Leo from the projects February 2, 2007
Get the cum it up ur assmug. somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary
by Orangechicken October 2, 2004
Get the Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dickmug. by DJ April 12, 2005
Get the Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dickmug. The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.
To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.
That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.
Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.
That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.
This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.
That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.
Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.
That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.
This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
Get the Wake-up-cummug.