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Wake-up-cum 

The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.

To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.

That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.

Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.

That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.

This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
Wake-up-cum by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
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