I was extremely hungry and was acting a bit crunty.
Don't ever bring that crunty bitch around here again!
Don't ever bring that crunty bitch around here again!
by Witchy2me June 14, 2018
Get the Crunty mug.A cranky cunt. A woman who is suffering from some really serious PMS and taking it out on everyone else around her.
When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
"God, Mary is in such a foul mood today. She's been crunty all morning."
"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
by blue mascara December 7, 2009
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"Crunty, pick up the phone!"
by Jamie Basso September 21, 2008
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by Jamie Basso September 13, 2006
Get the Crunty mug.Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
Get the Crusty cling-on mug.Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.
What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties
by Kung Of The Duckheads April 24, 2020
Get the Cuntyology mug.A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.
by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2018
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