cratching

To grab a woman's crotch.

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.

by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011

cratching

Making out without the tongue.

He was seriously cratching me last night!

by Cratchmonkey August 27, 2008

catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.

10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.

by Ron420 January 16, 2010

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

crashing out

To willingly or unwittingly enter into a situation knowing the outcome will not be good.

Im worried about you bro your "crashing out"
Let this bitch keep talkin and im bout to crash all the way out

by Rich<> May 17, 2016

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

by Reckz December 13, 2014