corow

Shut the hall up 🙄😬

random person: hey 👋

another random person: corow.✋

by Corow January 5, 2021

Corona-blocked

The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."

I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.

What happened?

Got Corona-blocked, bro.

by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020

Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.

“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.

by beckynot March 28, 2020

coron-optimistic

When someone thinks they have already been exposed to Covid-19, and thus have antibodies for it, because they had one or more symptoms of the disease between January and March 2020.

Todd: “I think I may have had it already. Back in January, I was really sick for like a week after hanging out with that girl that had just gotten back from Seattle.”

Me: “Yeah, then you probably HAVE had it already. Either that or you are just being a little Coron-optimistic.”

by Oilcan99 April 27, 2020

corkwater

-noun
1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.

1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.

by klootius February 27, 2008

Poe's Corollary

"It is impossible for an act of Fundamentalism to be made that SOMEONE won't mistake for a parody."

Fundamentalist: "God killed all of the babies and little kids in the Flood because he loves them all."

Normal Person #1: "All right, I'm calling Poe's Law."

Normal Person #2: "Nope, this nut is for real. Poe's Corollary."

by Sleeker August 17, 2008

corona crawler

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

by adaisy275 April 15, 2021