corowa

Corowa is like a haven for the dero community. Not a day goes by where you see a junkie with a pink bike that clearly isn’t theirs patrolling Sanger street to hunt for an eshay to roll for their tns. Karens are a certainty when visiting this lovely town, and are likely to verbally abuse you for wearing your face mask below your nose, or infect your ears with their absurd anti-vax beliefs. The only attraction in the town is the chocolate factory, which is barely ever visited to the crack heads that live nearby scaring away the customers. I would never visit south corowa, as that’s where the commission homes reside. Your tires are guaranteed to get stolen if you park there, regardless if you’ve left your car or not

“This place is a shithole!”
“Yeah, this is definitely Corowa”

corowa by GregoryTheAuthor November 24, 2021

Corona-blocked 

The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."

I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.

What happened?

Got Corona-blocked, bro.

Corona-blocked by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020

Coronachella 

A large concert or music festival held during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020.

Chad: Hey Dude, you going to that concert on Saturday?

Brad: Nah, I’ll pass. Have fun at Coronachella.

Coronachella by Murder Hornet June 24, 2020

Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.

“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.

Corona Boyfriend by beckynot March 28, 2020

coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.

Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.

coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

CoronaFlyrus

The fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head during the Vice Presidential Debate 2020.

Mike Pence got the CoronaFlyrus during the debate.

CoronaFlyrus by 93 yourcultleader93 October 7, 2020

corkwater 

-noun
1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.

1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.

corkwater by klootius February 27, 2008