Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.
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Get the conjoined twin mug.Word developed by Mike Winn. Combination of conjoined and unified, typically referring to a group of coworkers planning a “conjoinified potluck” consisting of multiple departments in the the workplace.
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Get the conjoinified mug.A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
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1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!
(Conjoined twinophilia)
Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
(Conjoined twinophilia)
Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
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when two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas.
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Rita: Did you see those pair of girls in class they were such conjoined twits.
Everyone: yes they were
Rita: Did you see those pair of girls in class they were such conjoined twits.
Everyone: yes they were
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