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Comfuse

Where a computer confuses the crap out of you at the start of its use, middle or (may lead to) end.

This term is not just used in direction to n00bs.
1. May occur when the computer has caught the seasonal cold.
Kay: Daimn! 1 virus detected? How do I get rid of it? Why is my computer using hard to understand technical language!

2. May also occur when you download an upgrade to software you use regually.
Kay: Awsome! The new msn! Ok, so i've got to.. why is everything SO DIFFERENT! >_<#

3. Also occurs when high level is obtained from a game and the computer tricks you into believing you have to do something, when you don't and therefore lose.
Kay: Whoo! level 26! Okay, this seems easy, just got t-
YOU LOSE.
Kay: Ugh, im going outside.. *so comfused*
by natalie sthoup August 3, 2010
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Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021
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A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.
"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"
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confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF
Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*
by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018
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confuselled

means 1 word and only 1 word: confused.
A: im confuselled :-S
by drako December 22, 2004
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Color Confused

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".
Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011
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Confusebooking

When an individual proceeds to change his or her status to a confusing statement or phrase that leaves the reader with questions of either the authors state of mind or motive.

This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
Steve: Dude, what is up with Bill?

Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.

Example Status:

Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
by DeviousWaffles February 5, 2010
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