by DefinitelyNotCal July 14, 2016
Get the collinger mug.Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019
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Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
Get the Joe Collings mug.To be decisively proved wrong after making an unsupported statement, or to be owned in a more general sense.
Similar to owned and sonned.
Similar to owned and sonned.
"Yeah, she tried to argue with the professor, but he's an expert and she got straight collinsed."
Person 1: Ahh, I'm not worried, you can't hit the last cup
Person 2 (after hitting the last cup): Collinsed!
Person 1: Ahh, I'm not worried, you can't hit the last cup
Person 2 (after hitting the last cup): Collinsed!
by prince reader May 25, 2009
Get the collinsed mug.A person who makes conlangs. Often creates a 'conculture' in addition, for a novel, or just to give his/her languages some context.
by Calréfa Hwénapleþ November 29, 2004
Get the conlanger mug.1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.
2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'
(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)
2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'
(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)
1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'
2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'
2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'
by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010
Get the Large Hardon Collider mug.A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".
Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...
by robert the crutch May 21, 2011
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