Most commonly used to describe aggressive, carnal sex which harkens to the exaggerated "ass-clap" sounds of mainstream pornography. Commonly accompanied with obnoxiously loud clapping of the hands for effect.
Its long form, "clack-a-lack," may also be used for special emphasis.
Rhymes with "gak," which, besides being an archaic Nickelodeon product, is a slang word for semen and/or ejaculating. Thus, to say "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own ejaculation and subsequent bragging rights.
May also be used to suggest any contact between two hard surfaces, usually instigated in an aggressive fashion.
Its long form, "clack-a-lack," may also be used for special emphasis.
Rhymes with "gak," which, besides being an archaic Nickelodeon product, is a slang word for semen and/or ejaculating. Thus, to say "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own ejaculation and subsequent bragging rights.
May also be used to suggest any contact between two hard surfaces, usually instigated in an aggressive fashion.
Women (or men on the receiving end) may find the term "clack" offensive, as they are often referred as the pronoun "it" or "that" rather than named outright.
Thus,
"Dude, did you clack that shit?"
"Hell yeah I clacked it!"
Sounds much better than:
"Dude, did you clack her?"
"Hell yeah I clacked her!"
If the subject must be named in the sentence, then the pronoun "it" is still included and precedes the subject:
"Oh man, I'd love to clack it with the Olson twins."
Examples of non-sexual uses:
"Somebody tell this guy to scram before he gets clacked in the jaw."
"Damn, he clacked it out of the park!"
Thus,
"Dude, did you clack that shit?"
"Hell yeah I clacked it!"
Sounds much better than:
"Dude, did you clack her?"
"Hell yeah I clacked her!"
If the subject must be named in the sentence, then the pronoun "it" is still included and precedes the subject:
"Oh man, I'd love to clack it with the Olson twins."
Examples of non-sexual uses:
"Somebody tell this guy to scram before he gets clacked in the jaw."
"Damn, he clacked it out of the park!"
by jefeljefe January 04, 2010
Used in "American Idol" fandom, specifically by Clay Aiken fans: Clay photos, stories, performances, etc., that serve as a fan's "Clay fix". Derived from "crack."
by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003
When double-penetrating a bitch, it's the sound of your balls hitting your friends balls on the other side of the bitch.
by Jizzoint March 22, 2004
by get a turkey up ya February 27, 2009
by k-town clown May 17, 2011