chafe

chafe is an irritating and highly restrictive condition that arises due to the friction between one's thighs or scrotum area. The result of these high friction levels can range from being a mild 'chafe' or be more serious which can mean a visit to the hospital if the case worsens. However, there are certain measures that one can take to prevent the onset of chafe in the genital area:
- wear tight boxers to prevent rubbing
- use ointment to treat chafing
- avoid walking extremely long distances, especially in hot weather.
Person 1: 'this trek is really messing with me.....the chafe i got going on down here is herendous!!!!!!'
Person 2: 'wow.....thats not good.....i would get some ointment on that or it could mean the end of your career as a world competitor in the mushroom trekking championships.'
by johnstick1 March 24, 2008
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chafe

A person or event that figuratively "rubs the wrong way."
"He is such a chafe."
"This math exam is such a chafe."
"Dude, you're chafing so hard right now."
by incognito August 10, 2004
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chafe

a form of payout; like callin someone a loser
by stain_51 June 06, 2006
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chafe

Can be used as a rhyming word to express ones like for something / how cool this particular subject is.
Sophie: ''Hey James, I just got free tickets to see Jimmy Eat World'' (can be any other subject)

James: ''Woah!,Safe as Chafe''
by JwSh April 01, 2007
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chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.
I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!
by bt February 21, 2003
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chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.
"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"
by Eric.. June 21, 2005
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Chafe

Copying or having the same thing as someone.
"Why did you chafe me!"
by Prolord March 23, 2017
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