brastic

A program that was once very useful that has gone to the dark side.

You wrote a computer program that is supposed to look up the local weather and then send you an e-mail. Then for some reason, this once "nice" program re-formats your hard drive. We would say that this program has gone brastic.

by stixanstones March 15, 2010

Brastic Surgery

(Derived from plastic surgery) When a female wears a bra with so much padding that her breast size increases a whole letter. (i.e from B cup to C cup)

Joe: "Wow look at the rack on Shelby! Man, she almost looks attractive now"
Bill: "Don't be fooled, she just had a brastic surgery. She's still ugly as hell"

by tahreeksma November 2, 2010

bractice

Band practice. Band + Practice= Bractice. Applies for all type of bands ranging from marching band geeks to your shitty garage band.

Hey son! take out the trash!

No mom! I'm going to bractice! One day Im going to be a fucking rockstar!

by Nocturnal_Effect March 5, 2011

brastache

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.

I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!

by leporinis December 16, 2008

Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

breasticles

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008