bloach 

Clear, gelatinous, viscous bodily fluid deposited from an undetermined orifice. The source is assumed to be vaginal, but anecdotal evidence has included male bloaches. Stages of the bloach include fresh gel, pudding skin, and clear gummy bear. Causes include verklemption, elation, infirm vagina, and surprise.

Did you see that fresh bloach someone left behind the women's toilet on the 4th floor of the Foege building at UW?

When I poked it with a q-tip, I realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.

This bloach is chewy!

bloach by PubicZirconia March 4, 2011

bloach 

bloated coach.

Yeah, Coach was so thin my freshman year, but now, he's a total bloach.

bloach by blahblahblahblah1234567890 January 20, 2013

bloach 

An extremely obese, female girl/woman; usually found with a group of hotties. Known for cock-blocking because it never gets any action. Frowned upon by society.

That bloach needs to hit the gym before I vomit everywhere.

bloach by Nadalfan33 April 29, 2011

Bloach 

n;The burnt remains of a marijuana cigar. n; the roach from a blunt. plural bloaches.

After Dan made $4000 in a week all you could in each of the five ashtrays throughout the house were bloaches. There was a bloach literaly in every ashtray in the house. WORD

Bloach by Benny B from the V A N C May 22, 2006

bloach 

A transliterations of Baloch. The balochs inhabit the region of Balochistan in the southeast corner of the Iranian plateau in Southwest Asia, including parts of Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan.

The bloach speak Balochi, an Iranian language.

bloach by baluch June 7, 2009

Bloach 

Blown out (bloached out), blunt roach, lowest THC containing marajuana

Yeah all I can get is that bloach so u should come back next week
Pass that bloach, son!
Yeah that bitch I got with was bloached out...I couldn't even feel the sides!

Bloach by slimPickensse0 June 14, 2010

Bloach 

The act of relaxing the anus to the point where an entire grapefruit can fit inside with ease.

Johnny: hey Bill you seem relaxed
Bill: ya the wife had me bloach last night !

Bloach by Bobthebuildersuglysister August 26, 2019