broach

Unpleasant cross between friend and cockroach.

That dude and his little broaches are really starting to get on my nerves.

He's kind of cool but really more of a broach.

That little dude and all his creepy friends got backstage and broached out all night. What a drag.

by L.Ryder August 18, 2010

broach

A surname decended from members of the Afro-Scott ethnic group of pre-colonial Africa

As the Afro-Scott militia took the field, Sir Broach led the second column

by sidearm April 23, 2004

Broach

Broach is basically slang for roach but the roach is a homie so we cannot hurt him.

Jarred: yo wth you got a roach on your wall

Jonathan: don’t worry that’s just the broach.

by Sean Jean April 08, 2019

Broach

When a group of bros work as a team to poach a girl from some other guy.

Hey bros, lets go broach Maddie from that zombie looking dude.

by Broski27 April 26, 2011

broaching

Encroaching on a bro, or sneaking up on one of your friends for the purpose of scaring or messing with them.

Quit broaching on me man!

Watch me broach up on Raul and smack the back of his head.

by VirginiaTechVR4 February 04, 2010

Broach

/Noun/; |Burrito - Roach|;The remaining end of a burrito after indulgence, Derived from the popular Western term,"joint roach".

After an exceptional skate sesh, Drake decided to purchase a big -ass burrito, sponsoring Tommy with the broach}.

by PillowPantsThaElf March 13, 2016

Broach

a van owned or used by a male (typically a bro, surfer, or pedophile), often used as a residence or more simply, for relaxation or hanging out.

1. Bro: Hey, wanna come back to my place for a kickback sesh?

Chick: Sure, where do you live?

Bro: I'm just over there in the lot.

Chick: You live in the van?

Bro: Yea, it's my broach.
2. Matt Foley, motivational speaker, lived in a broach down by the river.

by dubyew_bee November 21, 2013