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amazomnia

When you can’t sleep and start ordering random shit from Amazon
I had a bad case of amazomnia last night. I should be receiving 8 packages via Amazon Prime in the next couple of days. Gotta love those sleepless nights.
by First.world.probz December 11, 2017
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amazonian

The amazonian ate the nerd.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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Amazombie

A customer who thinks that all websites should adopt Amazon's sales tactics, such as free 2-day shipping on anything they buy. (Alludes to Amazon brainwashing people into thinking that all websites should offer what they offer).
This Amazombie gave my online store a bad rating because he thinks he shouldn't have to pay for shipping!
by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017
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Amazonian Slamjob

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob
"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."
by imapython October 24, 2015
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amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.
I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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amazonite 7xg

A legendary Steven Universe animator. Mostly active on youtube. Despite his young age, his animations are absolutely stunning.
Timothy: Steven universe animations are cringe.
Andrew: Well, not from Amazonite 7xg .
Timothy: Forgot about him, true!
by Theinterneter May 24, 2020
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amazonfail

Amazon.com's elimination of gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, polyamorous, pagan and other books because they were "adult," while leaving pornography and hetero adult items ranked. When the public became outraged, they practiced evasiveness and obfuscation...and claimed it was a glitch.

Also, #amazonfail, the Twitter channel regarding the event.
amazonfail is degrading to all shoppers; it is censorship and discrimination.
by wishkey April 13, 2009
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