Alford

Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.

"I'm going to Alford for the night"

Would perhaps mean:

I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.

by Gary Barry October 31, 2011

Alford

1. Common English surname.
2. Place - England, Scotland, South Australia, Canada.
3. Alford plea where a defendant maintains innocence but admits there is sufficient evidence to find them guilty beyond reasonable doubt.

I come from Alford.
My name is Alford.
She used the Alford plea.

by AussieChum February 5, 2010

Alford

when someone takes your car

oh that sucks. you have been alford

by SolidName January 29, 2015

Alford

Sexy, Sanctified, and Solid

Oh you're a real Alford!

by AnimeSanctificationa November 23, 2021

alford

When you bail on your wife's birthday to go turkey hunting but don't kill a turkey

"I pulled an alford"

"Dude don't pull an alford"

"I would never do an alford"

by anonymous April 29, 2022

Alford

Respect, Joy and Royal

Alford Royal decedents

by Wholethang19 April 29, 2024

alford lake camp

a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.

Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.

by hannah613 April 25, 2010