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afterwit

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.
After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."
by theclerk June 27, 2008
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aftervite

The word "invite" inherently has a sense of inclusion. By contrast, the aftervite is done after someone who is not originally intended to be invited to an event discovers its existence and is invited out of obligation.
Dude, I totally had to give Bob an aftervite to Melissa's surprise party. He heard about it and called me to see what what up.....sorry.
by aaronarchitect April 21, 2009
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Afterditz

Waking up the morning after a night of drinking and still feeling the buzz, but still not tipsy enough to blame things on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Getting up from a wild drunken night of sleep Dean attempted to walk to his bathroom, only to stumble about obviously suffering from a serious case of afterditz.
by The South American Fruit May 16, 2009
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Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.
I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010
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sex without the afterbitch

That Monster is like sex without the afterbitch!
by thatchikk798 June 11, 2009
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afterwind

(n.) a mighty and pungent output of gaseous content from the anus which occurs after the consumption of dairy rich and/or acidic foods.
"Wow... oh man, jalapeno poppers cause a wicked afterwind. ...Glad no one else is in my room."
by WingFragment January 21, 2014
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Afterwipe

The feeling or sensation of just wiping after taking a shit. It can either be pleasing or annoying.
After taking a dump and returning to my game, my afterwipe feeling has been botherin' me.
by Ilisten2Metal January 4, 2015
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