Your Mom

Why you should listen to the teacher in class.

(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!

by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012

Your Mom

The way to answer a question when you're bored.

"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."

by Silly August 17, 2004

Your Mom

a phrase 8 year olds use to absolutely defeat their opponent

Your Mom gay

by Duse King58 December 12, 2018

Your Mom

when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends

big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"

defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"

by your mom July 11, 2003

Your Mom

The biggest/fattest person/thing/creature/planet in existence

Wow your mom is a fat whore!

by The Goddamn King March 09, 2017

Your Mom

She gay fam

Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good

below is a gif of your mom and her sister.

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 27, 2019

Your Mom

Was riding my dick last night

Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .

by Td April 12, 2017