Yahoo answers

A useful novelty created by Yahoo that was designed for those who are curious about the things in this world but are too afraid to ask. Also, this allows people to share their knowledge with the rest of the world. Unfortunately, after December 19, 2006, the day the message boards died, trolls now need a new home, so it looks like Yahoo Answers are about to be hijacked by ignorant trolls.

Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers BEFORE Dec 19, 2006:

How do I cook Korean food?
What is the best way to speak French fluently?
Who will win the Super Bowl?

Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers AFTER Dec 19, 2006:

Which website has the best gay asian porn?
Why do negro people smell like gorilla feces?
If I look at me sister and I get an erection, will I go to hell?

Yahoo answers by ilovedepechemode April 12, 2007

Yahoo Answers

A website with a userbase comprised largely of some of the dumbest and laziest retards ever to walk the planet. Most are people who can somehow figure out how to use Y!A to post questions, but can't figure out even the most basic aspects of a search engine. Others want you to do their homework for them. Still more ask questions about policies of certain companies that could've been solved faster if they'd just gone to said website or picked up a phone. Many are largely unintelligible with spelling, punctuation, and grammar that would make an English professor weep. There are angsty teens, clueless middle-aged people, and senile old people. While some people ask specific and smart questions, the vast majority of posts are asked by people who can't even figure out how to figure something out themselves. The same applies to answers. Some are insightful and useful, but most are just idiocy.

Essentially, it's a site where retards can ask retarded questions and get answers from other retards. It's a horrifying look into what happens when technology puts evolution in reverse and allows people who would have been culled from the herd long ago to survive and procreate. If ever you want to see the abysmal, stygian depths of human stupidity, look no further than Yahoo Answers.

Idiot? That guy is Yahoo Answers-grade stupid!

Yahoo Answers by Anamegoesright here November 3, 2010

Yahoo Answers

A question and answer website home to some of the biggest retards ever, besides maybe YouTube comments. You can get reported there for breathing. Half of the questions and responses are unintelligible from grammatical errors. Filled with racists, ignorant morons, religious extremists, and people who were apparently taught English by newborn orangutans.

A message board gone to hell.

Typical Yahoo Answers Question

i is 15, shud i havs babie?

Answer 1: no you is two young for baby. you need to grow up
Answer 2: i am 17 and has baby. people tell me it was bad idea but i dont regret it
Answer 3: all teens is so stupuid. i is smart and i is 19. you are stupid i hopes you die. dumb b*tch

Yahoo Answers by Guinevere56746 February 10, 2013

Yahoo Answers

1) The absolute best fucking place to troll; at home, at work, and especially during classes that allow unmonitored internet access.

2) Home of some of the most idiotic, ignorant people on the face of the earth. Almost everyone on the site will believe just about anything you post.

3) The hardest place NOT to be suspended from.

4) A great place to get some of the worst information on the web. Most of the people have nothing else better to do and just answer for points.

5) Home of the most bitchy pregnant women that you will ever come in contact with.

Troll #1: I'm getting my sixth abortion in ten years -- will you say a prayer for me?

Troll #2: Help! My 11 year old son just got his period?!?

Brainwashed religious nut #1: I had a dream that I killed Mariah Carrey. Will God send me to hell?

Guy: What do you like to do for fun?

Girl: I spend all my time on yahoo answers. It's even more fun than myspace.

Guy: Don't you have anything better to do?

Girl: Actually, I don't.

Yahoo Answers by yahootroll888 February 19, 2009

Yahoo Answers

Formally a very good website but it has gone totally to shit.

Whoever owns the website has obviously gave up maintaining it.

False reporting runs VERY FREQUENT, especially in the Others-Cultures&Groups and Polls&Survey area. When you appeal a report then you NEVER get a response back on whether it was appealed or not (you used to get a response within a couple days).

Plus, there are constantly glitches on the site (a new unique crazy glitch every time), those are eventually fixed after the site not working properly for days after each new glitch pops up.

It's just trash now and a lot of people are leaving it

Yahoo Answers needs to get their fucking act together because people are leaving, including me. If their too fucking lazy to give a shit then at least sell the site to somebody who will give it attention. Damn shame.

Yahoo Answers by Feddafunkup December 31, 2012

Yahoo Answers

Site where some people come to ask serious questions and where some come to troll. Here are the types of people on this site.

Spammers: People who spam links to other websites.

Teenage girls: Most of them ask stupid questions.

Teenage guys: Most of them give stupid answers.

Trolls: Most ask racist questions.

Angry young women: Annoying people who rant at you for asking a reasonable question.

Angry young men: Annoying people who find it necessary to ask you a question in your question. (even if it has nothing to do with your question)

Creepy men: Most have the avatar with the guys that have squinty eyes and long hair and a big smile. They say perverted things to you.

People who shouldn't answer: People who answer for the points. They say things like "I'd like to know that too" or "I don't know"

People who don't answer/read the question (self explanatory.)

Then there are normal people

There is NO WAY to appeal to a report you get in your inbox, and so the only way to not get reported for sure is to not say anything at all.

PS- it is also funny as hell to get some idiot's account deleted.

Yahoo answers community sucks
Spammer: I just got a good deal on a laptop! I wasn't able to afford it at first because I couldn't find a good job, but I saved $150!! www.cheapstufffss.com!

Teenage girls: Q: OMG me n this guy had sex last night and I'm afraid I could be prgnant! HELPP!!!
A: i dont kno maybbe he lieek askd u out cuz he thot u wax cuul.

Teenage guys: Q: Is my penis small if it is 2 inches? Will I grow? I am only 15?
A: I would date you! email me at [e-mail]! or Hey I'd show you the time of my life girl with my 13 inch!

Troll: Q: Why do black people like chicken? Is it in their dna?
A: All white people like mayo cuz their racist!
Angry young women: ex) Why do people like to suck up to popular people?
Their answer: The world doesn't revolve around you you know. maybe people would like you if would stop being so self-centered! (answer the question, dumbass.)
Angry young men: ex) Why do people make each other jealous?
A: Why do women feel the need to make us jealous? Why do women wear slutty outfits and expect us not to look? We'll never know the answer to your question.
Creepy men: Hey babe, I think your hot and I'd tap dat @$$! (avatar goes: <;D)
People who don't answer/read the question: Q: How do I make chili?
A: I personally like salads more than chili. (Who gives a fuck??)

Yahoo Answers by ....! February 19, 2011

Yahoo Answers

Pretty good and active site overall. Good place to burn time or troll. You CAN get good quality answers

FAMOUS SECTIONS:
Polls and Surveys (P&S): Jampacked place where braindead teens and preteens congregate and leave one-word answers. Dumbest section on the site which is why they don't give Top Contributor badges there.

Others-Cultures and Groups (OC&G): Place filled with closet-racists who got dumped by a chick of insert race here and go to Y/A to vent as well as Report Rats who get pissed off at the slight mention of race (even though they're in the race section). Most people whine about the racism but at the same time feed into the trolls. Lots of cloning too and mentally ill people who post repetitive questions.

LGBT: The most sensitive section out there. Lots of anti-gay trolls and "transgendered women" who go off when you call them transexuals or trans. Can't forget about the insecure ppl asking TOTAL STRANGERS whether THEMSELVES are gay or not

Politics: Tense place filled with over-sensitive losers who dehumanize each other based on politics beliefs. Also a lot of racists. Lots of self-righteous idiots.

Adolescent: Section designed for adults but filled with whiny teens asking if they're pregnant and other stupidness like wanting to have a baby despite never having a job or being in the 10th grade.

Gender Studies: Filled with annoying feminist lesbians and guys with tiny dicks who bash them to compensate for their demasculinization.

Bob: Let's ask an innocent question about flowers on Yahoo Answers
Computer: Your question has been reported by the Yahoo! Community

Yahoo Answers by Anonymous Yahoo! User November 9, 2012