Wasteland

A state of mind in which you think up ridiculous ideas which at the time seem to make perfect sense but upon review at a later time are revealed as complete nonsense and are usually quite humoress. This can be be attributed to drug use, lack of sleep, or any similar effects.

My mind was a total Wasteland when I wrote down: "The monkeys, ARE TALKING!"

by Sid August 8, 2003

wasteland

Refers to a raw, grimey, industrial area suitable for BMX sessions and are most common in Dirty Jersey(Northeast) and NYC. Most people view this habitat as nothing more than an eye-sore or detritus. Overwhelmed by fear and disgust, most riders wouldn't dare pass the visible "No Trespassing" signs. TeamPiFF members are often found lurking in the darkest of alleys and dungeons with no visible signs of resent or phobias.

Esophegator was seen emerging from "Appleseed", with a grin only obtained from BMX seesions at the famed wasteland.

by esophegator July 25, 2006

Wasteland

Wasteland commonly referred to as your Butt-Hole.

Fantasy doom can only come to those who enter my wasteland and once you enter my realm, you will hear the thunder, you will see the lightning you will feel the fire and then you will know my reign is true...

by Ameri-Do-Te January 15, 2016

Wasteland

Another term for the city of Detroit, MI

Dude#1 - "I had to drive through that Wasteland today"

Dude#2 - "you mean Detroit?"

by dudehata12 April 13, 2010

Wasteland

A "Wasteland" is an alternate name for a Butt-hole, Rectum, Anus, Rusty Sheriff's Badge or Chocolate Start fish. It is generally dark, dank, smelly and moist.

Welcome to my wasteland where you will hear my thunder, see my lightening, and feel my wrath imposed upon you.

by Ameri-Do-Te January 8, 2016

wasteland

A Detroit original: any strip mall infested suburban community that sits directly outside of the city limits, but for some reason still considers itself part of the city, despite its obvious geographic, architectural, social, and cultural differences.

She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.

by Mel May 13, 2005

Wasteland

A 160 page novel written by Francesca Lia Block. Involves incest, love, siblings, and suicide.

I just finished reading 'Wasteland'. It was actually really depressing in a sense. Poetically depressing. A lot of emotion coursed through those words on these pages, giving you an almost inside depth into these characters minds...at least for me anyway. Despite the short length (took me about half an hour to read), the story itself makes up for it. I can see the reason why so many summaries written about this book say its aimed for more sophisticated readers. With the authors writing style, and with the plot as well, which deals with a sensitive subject, incest, it makes the reason quite evident already. Overall, I just like the book, the idea, everything. I don't like reviews that reveals the whole plot...so, I just recommended you to read this book if you like stories with depth, and raw emotion.

by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx April 9, 2006