Walnuts

Another name for John McCain.

Did you see Walnuts' speech last night? You know, the one about inflation. Did he look dead to you or what?

by Iacopus October 4, 2008

Walnuts

A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

by deeznuts19903 October 1, 2009

walnutting

When a man sticks his finger up his ass-hole in order to tickle his prostate, causing an instant, extreme orgasm. The prostate (looking like a walnut) is commonly used as a sex toy for vietnamese people.

Jose Buisto likes walnutting

by reivergirlala January 15, 2009

Walnut

A walnut is someone who hasn't been cracked open to reality. Someone really innocent or naive.

"That bitch José is such a walnut! He doesn't even know what a lemon party is!"

by Pseudonyms 6969 March 20, 2016

walnuts

Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.

Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.

by cgp24 December 14, 2010

walnut

A nut

I like to eat walnuts

by bill November 20, 2002

walnut

A person who likes to shop or hang out at Wal-Mart a lot.

She is such a walnut.

by Bed time April 1, 2010