Waitross

A slightly posh pronunciation of the word 'Waitrose'; a cult-like middle class supermarket in Britain that sells slightly above-average food at extortionate prices.

Have you heard about that new Waitross opening across the street.

by LiteralFacile-ism January 6, 2014

space waitress

Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.

by Spazmax March 29, 2010

two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

Waitress Friendly

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008

waitress sandwich

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.

The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.

by TedFan85 August 31, 2013

Wednesday Waitress

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

by Adamorals May 27, 2009

Waitrose

A shop that is the same as Tesco, Morrison's, and Sainsbury's yet it charges three times the price for the same product and is full of people who are extremely uptight.

Person 1: Ok, See you later I'm off to Tesco's
Rich Snob: TESCO? YOU BLITHERING IDIOT I ONLY SHOP AT THE MOST EXQUISITE SHOP THERE IS!
Person 1: What shop is that?
Rich Snob: WELL IT'S WAITROSE OF COURSE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL
Person 1: Why charge three times the price for something you can get much cheaper?
Rich Snob: I'll have you know Waitrose only supplies it's customers with the most richest delicacies in the whole of Britain. I suggest you walk away you peasant.

by -AW0DOA]FOAW-F0IAW[E9FE[A9IFEA October 24, 2019