Vagina

The most magical place in all the world.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm going to the most magical place in all the world!
Person 1: Jamaica??
Person 2: No idiot! The vagina.
Person 1: Lucky...

by Hawkman92 May 21, 2009

Vagina

A Safe warm Comfortable Place where you can lay waste. Its the place where People Cum From and Cum in. How I love you; You Vagina You.

I love that Glorious Vagina

by Hippididdle May 28, 2019

Vagina

Female genitalia. Otherwise known as the birth canal, it is part of the female reproductive system. Allows offspring to exit the mother's uterus during childbirth. Not to be confused with Virginia. (noun)

Pour Diet Coke and Mentos down your vagina to earn free pizza!

by Yopmail User June 27, 2022

vagina

1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living

Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.

by muffdiver1000 August 20, 2009

Vagina

The female private part used to reproduce. The vagina is also used to pleasure a woman. And it should be treated with respect.

The female private part is a vagina

by Kliberty22 August 5, 2018

Vagina

Something that you most definitely aren't getting if you're actually looking it up on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Haha, look, i'm looking up Vagina on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 2: Tool.

by asdfghjklb April 19, 2010

vagina

In Economics: a form of payment, and accepted in more places than Visa.

I'll pay for that beer with my Vagina.

by Aeltrius December 2, 2009