Utmoist

When a girl's vagina has reached maximum wetness or the wettest you can get a girl.

When I reached my hand in her knickers, I found she was already at her utmoist.

by maximumCrun December 3, 2016

Unmoist

When a situation is not in your favor and becomes stressful or unfortunate.

That fight was so pathetic and unmoist, I just can't believe I lost!

by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008

utmost

Most extreme, greatest, best.

People commonly mispronounce the word utmost, saying upmost.

I need the utmost quality out of these speakers I'm willing to spend thousands.

"This is the most upmost quality gum I've ever had"
"wait did you just say upmost ? Don't you mean utmost lol dumbass"

by Petty Crimes January 16, 2014

utmost pisstivity

When you are extremely angry about something

You are pissing me off to the utmost pisstivity

by Shayyy222 July 6, 2017

unmoistenable

An object that cannot be moistened is said to be unmoistenable.

Eg. "My balls are so dry they're actually unmoistenable."

by MiniNipples October 24, 2013

Unmoistening

Extreme vagina dryness generally caused by Alex Henry's snap chats

Have you see Alex Henry's snap chats? They're unmoistening.

by DaRealest13 October 4, 2015

unmoist

An old flaking urethra, and or anus. Mostly caused by an over-used pussy or asshole, but may be a side-effect of old age.

Steven's grandmother was unmoist, so his grandfather made Steven unmoist.

by Stormie Renee' May 25, 2008