Textapose

When two are more friends are within each others company, yet they resort to texting someone else rather than talking to each other. A group of people texting rather than talking to each other. Also Cellapose

I saw these two hot bitches yesterday on the J train, but i didn't know which one to approach for they were both textaposed.

by A Guy Called Sherol May 29, 2010

textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.

"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."

by amvanstan July 25, 2014

textposts

Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.

I spent all night on Instagram last night, looking at Tumblr textposts.

by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014

Textaphrenia

thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia

by rmitwanker July 4, 2010

Textapated

(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.

Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The

Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?

by GFeet March 14, 2009

Textaphernia

When you think you got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are ultimately a loner.

1. Dude I think my crush just texted me

2. Nope. textaphernia man.

3. Forever Alone

by DoubleD0711 February 14, 2014

textaplexy

Textaplexy: a disease commonly found in 21st century teenagers, causing them to text and chat via (facebook, twitter, and tumblr). This causing usually regrettable and undesirable consequences the following day.

Brent suffering from a severe case of Textaplexy; had a severely regrettable discussion with Josiah about anal intercourse that night.

by Disease master 12 January 10, 2013