TWOT

TWOT - Total waste of time

It can be a useless person or a useless object or action.

Oh my god that movie’s a TWOT

He is such a TWOT

by kingg._. April 21, 2019

TWOT

It's an acronym for 'total waste of time', often used on the internet, to describe things (pictures, videos, etc.) that someone wished they hadn't watched.

Refer to: RickRoll.

Well, that was a TWOT.

(Response to a message): TWOT!

by Dutty4u September 29, 2008

TWOT

Acronym for "That Whore Over There". Replacing the THOT acronym for "That Ho Over There" because calling someone a THOT sounds like thought, which is just stupid.

*sees a thirsty female* Bruh, look at that TWOT.

by General So? August 10, 2017

TWOT

The War on Terrorism, what else could people be thinking?

I've had problems with TWOT for the past four years!

by ithinkican December 18, 2005

TWOT

A posh pronunciation of tHe word tw@t. This word was created by Becki when she wasn't listening.

Elton stop being a TWOT, you are really annoying me

by Ginger Elton October 11, 2019

TWOT

the va-j. it is the golden slit in which pleasure for women arises. the love box...or in blatent terms, the pus.

1. My roommate Kristie is such a fucking twot, she can't even spell the word.
2. Put your dick in my wet twot; you make my pus wet.

by schmundy October 30, 2006

TWOT

TWOT: Total Waste of Time

A fake investor who pretends he is rich so that startup his ass and stroke his ego.

TWOTs hints:
A) Linkedin/Bios that reference himself as a “Thought Leader” or “Keynote Speaker"
B) Blog/Re-Tweet links to billionaires generic advice (ie. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban etc)
C) Age 60+ with vague story on how they "made millions" in the 90's
D) Conveniently get you to buy their lunch

“That investor was a TWOT; he said he is a Billionaire but his car is an old Buick"

by KeshDaddy August 16, 2019