Definitions by clemstar

two-bob spot 

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

two-bob spot by clemstar January 13, 2016

The Beak

Bigger than a finger, smaller than a fist! Ergo: to clasp ones fingertips in a pointed fashion, with the fingers fully extended thereby creating the shape of a birds beak. eg Emu/Ostrich

A finger was not enough for her, and a fist was too much, so instead I pleasured her with THE BEAK.

The Beak by clemstar March 1, 2009

Twot 

Someone, who without effort, makes a right proper useless waste of space of himself. Not annoying, just a useless twot.

When he died it was a relief to us all... the useless twot.

Twot by clemstar February 27, 2009

Magilla Gorilla 

Insertion of the thumb into the anus with the other hand raised above the head in an over-arching style such as an ape might perform when walking upright. The trousers and underwear should be at least at half-mast to allow the insertion of the opposing digit, or preferably you should be completely naked, to make it a classic Mogilla Gorilla. Use of the "oo-oo-oo" sound adds greatly to the effect.

The girls at the party were really prudish, so I dropped the Magilla Gorilla right through the middle of the lounge room. That livened things up!

Magilla Gorilla by clemstar October 22, 2007