Spoonslap

Something That Sounds Dirty And/Or Cruel

Do You Want To Spoonslap With Me Tonight?
Nobody's Watching...Let's Spoonslap!
You Son Of A Spoonslap!
Well...Spoonslap You!

by EnterMyTwilight April 27, 2007

spoonrape

The act of spooning an unwilling participant i.e., a misguided boy who is spooning a half-passed out girl because he thinks this may magically lead to scoring with her later.

During the party, I laid down on the hotel bed and almost passed out when I suddenly felt the length of a warm body pressed up against my back. Since I was drunk off my ass, all I could do was scootch over and make pre-vomiting retched out noises to scare the spoonraper away, and then call some friends over to guard my back.

by krisenthia August 20, 2007

poonslapper

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

by sembms June 15, 2011

poonslap

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

by sembms June 15, 2011

spoonswag

what justin bieber and lil twist do. SWAG WITH SPOONS

JB:swagin with spoons
LIL TWIST: SPOONSWAG!

by JEEBSLOVER69 January 8, 2011

Spoonular

Adjective
1. Of or pertaining to spoons
2. Having qualities similar to spoons

Guy 1: I majored in spoons.
Guy 2: Thats not real.
Guy 1: Yes it is, look up spoonular relativity.
OR
Guy 1: Is a shovel a spoon?
Guy 2: No. It's not spoonular.

by bruh johnson March 1, 2021

spockslap

when you slap someone with your hand in the shape of the spock sign

that kid was total nerd he derserved a spockslap

by andrew minor January 1, 2009