Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.

Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.

by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014

Splunk

A mixture of spunk and splooge. This is formed by the combined semen during a bukkake session.

Dude, I can't believe she drank that glass of splunk after we blasted on her face.

by Raindance! August 30, 2014

splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.

Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.

by Mack P Silk September 26, 2005

Splunk

Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.

I'm about to release ungodly amounts of Splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.

by JelloBoyFrozen September 03, 2009

splunk

fornication in the location of nature
usually involves tree branches and rocks

i totally splunked a mountian man last week

by shlbz May 20, 2007

Splunk

The epitome of an incredible and immensely overpowered act.

Dang! No wonder she failed her test, she really needs to splunk more!

by DannyDevitostanpage May 03, 2023

splunking

When 1+N people are in the piledriver position (forward or reverse) lined up in a row and the male moves between asses dropping his cock into the persons ass.

I had these bitches lined up on my bed upside down in a reverse piledriver and I went for a splunking run and left myself all over the last girls face and chest.

by #java October 04, 2006