Sploaf

Another name for a smoking device.
A.K.A Cigarette, Spliff, Joint, Cigar

"Ben, i'm going to roll my self a Tobacco Sploaf"

"Adam, i'm going to roll myself a Sploaf of the Cannabis variety"

"Man, i'm blazed from the marijuana sploaf"

by Cannabosian December 27, 2012

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

by PokeyD March 14, 2017

Sloafin

Verb: To fall asleep on the toilet while pinching a loaf. Usually occurs when one is heavily intoxicated.

Alain can't come to the phone right now he's sloafin.

by rye w. July 20, 2008

splafe

A variation on the word "safe"
(also: "spafe")

Its not used in all contexts where "safe" would be. Its mainly used as the term "ok" would be.

mandem 1: what time peeps gettin to yours?
mandem 2: bout 8 bruv
mandem 1: splafe

by fiftey April 12, 2008

sploof

a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell

"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."

"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"

by anna banana August 11, 2004

splorf

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.

1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.

by Shadowfax November 2, 2004

Sploofie

A spliff/joint containing Marijuana.

Hey man, gimme a toke on that sploofie.
I'm as high as hell and I'm gunna get me some head off a fat bitch.

by Smau5 November 21, 2009