Smegmas is when you throw a frozen block of dick cheese at the back of someones head in an attempt to knock them unconscious. As they are falling unconscious you yell Merry Smegmas. And start singing a parody of a Christmas Song.
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Smegmaxxing is a term used within incelculture, and is more specifically related to the looksmaxxxing community. Looksmaxxers try to break down looks into a science, and "maximize" their own by using whatever mechanism they believe will help them reach higher standards of beauty. Smegmaxxing describes the process of a male not properly cleaning their male reproductive organ in order to gather an excess amount of smegma. This excess smegma results in an increased level and projection of pheromones, which is commonly known to attract members of the female sex.
"Did you smell Joe walking past earlier? I can tell he's been smegmaxxing lately!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"
by MuligForeldreløs June 29, 2023
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by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020
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by tubbytub June 13, 2008
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It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the glans during childhood.
As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to retract your foreskin.
Smegma can be washed out with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.
In case of smegma, circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the glans during childhood.
As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to retract your foreskin.
Smegma can be washed out with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.
In case of smegma, circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
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A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
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