Smegmas

Smegmas is when you throw a frozen block of dick cheese at the back of someones head in an attempt to knock them unconscious. As they are falling unconscious you yell Merry Smegmas. And start singing a parody of a Christmas Song.

Last Smegmas I gave you my cheese. The very next day you filed a lawsuit it was just a prank bro.

by SuperNova81 December 09, 2021