shejaculate

the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter

Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.

Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.

by smurfdog April 21, 2014

Shejaculate

What a woman expels from her vagina when she has an orgasm. Recent statistics on how often and how much a woman discharges when she orgasms are still scant and indicate little has changed since Shere Hite wrote "The Hite Report," 1981. Research indicates shejaculate is comprised of fructose, glucose, prostatic specific antigen (PSA), which is said to originate in the Skene's Gland. It is safe to say, a small portion )or more) of what is shejaculated during orgasm is urine.

Mary Jane's shejaculate tasted sweet as mascato wine unfortunately few people knew how to get it to cum out.

by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021

Spejaculation

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

Sneejaculate

1) Sneezing at the same time you ejaculate.

2) Ejaculation caused by sneezing.

I sneejaculated when I had sex last night.
I sneejaculated in math class, thank god no one saw.

by ErenYayger October 22, 2014

shejaculation

The female ejaculation often caused by a tender caress of the "g-spot" in a "come hither" motion. Related words are shejaculate (n) and shejaculate (v).

Heather shejaculated all over my face and eyes, so now I can't see bitch.
Her shejaculation got all over my bed.
I had to wash her shejaculate off my sheets the next morning.

by Kevin Keegan February 12, 2005

Sharjaculated

The act of Sharting while climaxing.

I was so hungover at my last rub and tug I sharjaculated all over.

by eddy2 April 10, 2010

Spejaculate

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"

by funnyfucker April 8, 2009