Shclock

When one has shit on there cock ; shitcock shuttlecock!

While playing a friendly game on badminton you may lose your shuttle cock for a short while then find it again with some shit on it, it would then be called a shitcock shuttlecock = Shclock!

Also look under; Shlips

by Shlips Himself December 13, 2009

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Pad Schlock

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax

I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014

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shlock

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

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schlock-back-a

to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.

"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."

by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019

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schlock

Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.

Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.

by banned in france October 25, 2004

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