Semen

Man goo released from the penis to create babies

Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!

by SlopNChop November 01, 2017

Semen

Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby

1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies

2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES

by Kill3rki55 May 31, 2005

Semen

A man who works on a ship or boat.

Hey captain! I need your semen on my poopdeck right now!

by Dante Sitwell March 19, 2007

Semen

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. Known to have antidepressant exfoliant and antifungal effects. Pretrials suggest 6 months of daily sperm intoxication may actually be a cure for obsessive compulsive disorder. Recently classified by the W.H.O as a superfood and vital nutrition source to be protected and force fed to the pretty and unwilling. Studies show the semen of gingers to be most beneficial to the growth and emotional development of young confused strippers. Maximum effect in these cases is achieved via manual oral extraction, and/or anal inoculation. Young whores on this modality are advised to take at least 5 or 6 treatments a day, crying and contorting their whore bodies to achieve maximum retention.

Warning: Overuse in the vagina may result in reproduction.

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by Daddy77 May 07, 2016

Semen

Semen means cement in Indonesia

Also another word for cum.

Person 1: "Did you know that Indonesians call cement semen?"

Person 2: "Lmao"

by secreperson August 02, 2021

Semen

A simple word of which replaces the word 'cum'. Not just in a sexual context, but say you were going to go somewhere you would use the word Semen instead of come or go or going. Semen can also be used in verious other contexts, shown in the examples below. It is derived from Essex, while being used widely and is taking over the modern language.

"I just Semened"
"You Semening to the shops?"
"Where are we semening today?"
"WHAT THE SEMEN!" or "WTS"

by JK,x September 05, 2009

Semen

Dick Dreck, the stuff that comes out of the end of a man's dick sometimes.

Sheldon's dick dreck was all over the place - on the sofa's blue velour covering, on the wall, on the floor, and some had even gotten onto the package of Lieber breadsticks that Shirley had left on the coffee table. "Is that kosher?" Shirley asked breathlessly.

by Brammy June 27, 2005