Schmeg

The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.

Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!

by Russell January 30, 2004

Schmeg

Unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn't belong

"What is all this schmeg on my table?"

by Heather MacDonald March 7, 2008

schmeg

a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a penis.

I was going to hook up with him, but then I heard that he had schmeg.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Schmeg

Another word for a Vape, E-cig, Juul, Suorin Air, etc.
Originates from the kids in high school that ask to take a shit during class so they can get a fat buzz instead.

Hey man do you got a schmeg i can hit?
Nah bro i think i lost it
Damn, anyone else got a schmeg?

by lemmehitthatjuul July 7, 2018

schmeg

The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.

The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful

by The Rod April 29, 2003

Schmeg

Any gooey, sticky, slobbery substance coming from the nose or mouth of an animal or small child that comes in contact with your person

I don't like sharing food with babies because they get their schmeg all over it

by Ditadoo May 20, 2017

schmeg

Gross crap.

After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.

by RichyDee March 3, 2003