Scanworthy

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

by MoeFaux November 29, 2010

scanworthy

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

by MoeFaux November 27, 2010

Shagworthy

The state of being attractive enough to be worth a shag in the opinion of another person

Dude , see that chick at the bar with the cute dress and the big tits ... she's totally shagworthy

by Dr Elephant October 24, 2010

spankworthy

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

by titiboy December 2, 2005

seaworthy

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

snapworthy

A friend who can be trusted that when sent an awful snapchat face, will not screen shot it.

Jill is a snapworthy friend. Jim's a shitty douche though, and snapshots every bad face I send.

by MmmmmmmBoys February 24, 2014

Allstar Seaworthy

A main protagonist from the 80s cartoon Snorks. He's a athletic and brave Snork. He also had a large crush on Casey Kelp during first two seasons and parts of Season 3. He's considered one of the fan-favorite characters from the cartoon.

"I can't believe that someone made a definition about me!" - Allstar Seaworthy

by Ryan900USAYT September 23, 2022