Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed
by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018
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Skewed • Skewed Perspective • jap skewed • Skeed • Stewed • Slewed • Skewering • Skewered • Skweed • smewed
The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.
by kerylteith May 24, 2022
Get the Skewed Perspective mug.Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
by Brucester September 10, 2006
Get the jap skewed mug.The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013
Get the Skeedo mug.Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today
Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit
Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit
Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017
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This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.
This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.
Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?
Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?
Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?
by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017
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