scoops 

Pints of beer - usually Guinness - Irish slang

Alright Tommy are ya goin down to Mulligans for a few scoops?
Sorry bud, I'm bleedin skint.

scoops by snoozebridge November 27, 2010

scoops 

A term for drinking alcoholic beverages.

Are you coming out for some scoops tonight?

scoops by Kuthula June 8, 2004

scoops 

An extremely entertaining action done by an annoying individual to a victim. Involves shaping ones' hand into a spoon-like shape and jabbing the fingertips of the spoon into someones unprotected armpit as hard as you can and yelling SCOOPS!!!
Properly pronounced skuu-ps.

M: SCOOPS!!!
J: owww, you dislocated my arm you asshole...

scoops by Young Reezie January 29, 2008

Scoops 

Boobs, scoops are boobs

Synonyms: boobs, tits, melons, jugs, yum yum bags, breasts, boobies, titties, bosoms

Not to be confused with cakes, which are ass cheeks

Scenario 1 - two men and a homosexual woman (dyke) are a walking through a park a 'top heavy' female is walking towards the group on the other side of the path.

Dyke: ay yo my size!
Man2: lemme get your number

(The woman carries on walking past without acknowledging the group )

Man1: Oh shit! Did you see the scoops on her
Man2: juggersaurus rex
Dyke: bitch ain't got no ass tho

Scenario 2 - a man is recapping his sexual experiences from the night before with a close friend

Man2: you should have seen her scoops
(Man2 pulls up a video of the girl that he filmed holding up his phone using two Adidas shoeboxes)
Man1: (eyes widen) big scoops jheez!

Scoops by Wgfyb🌊 November 22, 2016

SCOOPS 

To ask if a friend would like a ride or to come along with to a certain destination ,with usually by car full tuxedoscoopscooopsscooooops

Sup foo u busy? I need scoops home if your around
You wanna go up get some eats with me? I can Come scoops you

SCOOPS by trockadontstopa June 12, 2018

scoops 

A word used after something entertaining or worthy of praise happens. A word used to replace words like "cool!"or "awesome!" or even "niice!"

Nick-"Did you see me jus smack that bitch with a stick?!"
Josh-"Damn right i did! Scoops!

scoops by ExxM4rine September 5, 2007

scoops 

Mormons and LDS missionaries.

Because God scooped out part of their brains when he made them. "Look at those scoops with their white shirts and mountain bikes."

scoops by hallusmwood April 16, 2008