ripsticking

The process of masturbating so furiously you rip/tear your foreskin off.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen Chad?
Guy 2: Nah, he's gonna be at the hospital for a while.
Guy 1: What for?
Guy 2: He had a ripsticking incident last night.
Guy 1: Holy shit.

by Beans Cena January 13, 2016

dipsticking

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.

Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.

by disc.inc. May 4, 2010

Dipsticking

When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.

Dude, no joke, dipsticking will fuck your ass up!

by William_Scatner April 12, 2011

lipsticking

A phenomena whereby a male animal, for instance a dog, starts to get an erection and the reddy/pinky tip of the penis exposes itself, thus resembling lipstick. Not limited to the canine species, it has also been noticed in various species of African antelope and pachyderm.

"Hey Greggy, look at that male Kudu over there, it seems to be getting aroused". "Heck yes Jim, it's totally lipsticking".

by i_am_scum August 25, 2010

ripstickin

dangerous, dare-devilish, hazardous. coming from the root word 'ripstick' which is a crazy hard skateboard type thing to ride without killing yourself.

"Holy snap, that Alejandro is so ripstickin, he just called his girlfriend fat!"

"Wow, Paco climbed Mt. Everest? That's ripstickin."

by momela the third March 13, 2009

Lipsticking

Verb: The female version of tea-bagging.

Being bored at work one day, Bobbi decided to have a little fun with her coworkers by placing their coffee mugs against her naked labia, or lipsticking it to the man.

by queefmaestro December 8, 2012

Lipsticking

When you wipe your Anus with toilet paper after a bowel movement, wait 5-8 seconds till the feces cools then proceed to wipe with the same side you did the first time.

So I was lipsticking last night to save toilet paper and now I have the itch

by Hey Keiffers June 23, 2018