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lipsticking 

A phenomena whereby a male animal, for instance a dog, starts to get an erection and the reddy/pinky tip of the penis exposes itself, thus resembling lipstick. Not limited to the canine species, it has also been noticed in various species of African antelope and pachyderm.
"Hey Greggy, look at that male Kudu over there, it seems to be getting aroused". "Heck yes Jim, it's totally lipsticking".
lipsticking by i_am_scum August 25, 2010
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Lipsticking 

Verb: The female version of tea-bagging.
Being bored at work one day, Bobbi decided to have a little fun with her coworkers by placing their coffee mugs against her naked labia, or lipsticking it to the man.
Lipsticking by queefmaestro December 8, 2012

Lipsticking 

When you wipe your Anus with toilet paper after a bowel movement, wait 5-8 seconds till the feces cools then proceed to wipe with the same side you did the first time.
So I was lipsticking last night to save toilet paper and now I have the itch
Lipsticking by Hey Keiffers June 23, 2018

lipsticking 

After making a bowel movement, a phenomenon sometimes occurs where wiping continuously results soiled toilet paper. Time after time, wipe after wipe, soiled toilet paper is produced - similar to the results of wiping the businesses end of a brown lipstick.
"I just made a huge bowel movement and I'm now lipsticking. I've now used 3 rolls of toilet paper and there's no end in sight"
lipsticking by Zuppamon January 9, 2020

LipSticking 

Originated on the podcast "Respect My MInd w/ SCH3ME" by SCH3M3 PERNELL. Your lips talking shit that you can't stick to.; A lie or fib.
"These niggas 'round here lipsticking".
LipSticking by VirgoKhaos March 3, 2025

Lipsmacking Lush 

Man: "Have you tried the grilled lamb chops"
Woman: "Oh my gosh, YES, they are Lipsmacking Lush!"

dipsticking 

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.
Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
dipsticking by disc.inc. May 4, 2010
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