Ring

We wants it, we needs it.

We must have the precious ring.
They stole it from us.
Sneaky little editorses.
Wicked, tricksy, false!

by Mister Cookie October 29, 2012

ring

The Anus or Rectum.

Lick my ring.

by Bear January 23, 2003

Ring

Caught a glimpse of you late this afternoon ..

Strangely your hand held up

Pretty sure that was a glint of a ring still on the finger … the way the sun hit it too made a flash …

At this point .. I will never know …

And stop caring

Ring .. ring .. no answer ..

by LetsTalkAboutX April 30, 2023

ring

The act of calling somebody on a telephone. Derived of the sound the telephone makes when somebody is calling it.

Yo man, give me a ring when you get home.

by IceWarm February 18, 2004

Ring

A gold thingy that stops creepy old men from stealing your wife

Rings are very useful against this sort of thing

by Asianjoeee November 14, 2019

ring

that part of the arse that is favoured by the arsebandit

I had a curry last night and my ring is now on fire

by Buhler January 30, 2005

Ring

A piece of jewelry one wears on their finger. Also a word urban dictionary kids use as an excuse to write something completely unrelated to the word. See: sexual.

"Hey guys! Let's write a completely sexual definition of a word that isn't sexual such as RING!"

Other example: Curtains: Wow, I could fuck you by those curtains.

by Blueberry26 December 31, 2007