Retigerment

Noun, the point in a tiger's life upon which it no longer does tiger things and goes on cruises instead.

"Shit, he killed Gerry!"
"Man, and Gerry was just three days from retigerment."

by PrancingApricot June 8, 2016

Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

by DANfan January 19, 2013

Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.

has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.

by JJJAL August 20, 2019

sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.

"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

religerent

when religious and beligerent collide. an overly religious person that is pushy and obnoxious when forcing their beliefs upon others while being completely oblivious to the fact that you couldn't be less interested.

Those Jehovah's Witnesses were at my house last night. I had a devil of a time getting rid of them even though I told them to get lost! Why are they so religerent?

by Bratty Lou March 27, 2011

stealth retirement

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.

Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Retirement

A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.

(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred

by billzilla October 7, 2010