Remtactic

A tiny marijuana cigarette rolled by a black guy named rem with the smallest amount of marijuana in it usually under .5 grams of marijuana.

Officer: How much have you had to smoke tonight??
Rem: I smoked a remtactic for dinner.....

by Squino August 23, 2011

Retarticle

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded

Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both

by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008

Rumtastic

When you’re having fire ass rum.

“Yo Ashley this Captain Morgan is rumtastic!”

by Sagé March 22, 2019

Rektastic

Coined from the slang 'rekt', as in 'get rekt', used in gaming communities. When something is rektastic, you really pwned everyone.

Dude did you see me!? That was rektastic!! I wiped out their entire team, and it was 3 to 1!!

by Slixter November 1, 2019

Rentastic

something or someone that is considered fantastic or amazing by people named Lauren or someone else that has a "Ren" in their name.

My date last night was so Rentastic!

by PrincessR November 24, 2009

Retarticle

An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.

I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.

by Willyg243 February 7, 2009

retracticles

word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature

Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!

by mister gadget July 26, 2009